Saturday 29 September 2012

Pope's Former Butler Busted

That traffic on Winnipeg, blame it on the pope's former butler. And the broken string on my teabag and a laugh that reminds me of Elsie or something.
Confess, pope's former butler, to stealing that Elsie gag from Punch.
Babies hearing cutlery, the cafe's idea to paint charcoal highlights so the carpet on the walkway looks custom made: also the pope's former butler.
The pope's former butler paid too much for cheese, making a show of not hobbling to the dairy case for nothing. High water in the south of Spain, anti-austerity demonstrations on the Praca do Imperio in Lisbon--the pope's former butler.
He drives only popes, can't drive himself for groceries or mail, which he never gets. He's who he is because he remembers what everyone says. He just wanted to look at them (the pope's papers), the pope's former butler.
The Criminal Code is 135 years old. The pope's former butler wants a Pardon.

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